Get in here!

So, I might be a dork. After my two mile run today, I ran into Kroger…all gross and sweaty. I was walking by the lunchmeats, and there in front of me was the guy who sells cars around here. You know, the one from the commercials. He appears in the craziest places…like other people’s showers, or in their beds in the morning…magically, when they talk about car shopping. His company recently bought the Chevy dealership here in Miamisburg. Anyway, I resisted the STRONG urge to say, “Did somebody say something about buying a car???” And moved on. Well, just about two minutes later, I was looking for the graham cracker sticks to dip in the pumpkin dip I was going to make…and here he comes around the corner again! Right there in my face. He was calling for his friend, and looked sheepish when he realized he was not in the aisle. So, a small child comes running around the corner and says, “Excuse…my dad wants to know if you like to sell cars?” And so commercial guy turns around and all animatedly says, ” I LOVE selling cars!” Without skipping a beat, I turned around, stretched out my hands and in a low voice shouted, “Did somebody say something about buying a car??????” It was slightly embarrassing. But it went over without a hitch. We laughed hysterically. Good times.

Short story…I conversed with someone semi-famous today.

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